[{"id":4,"jokes":"Ye khuda Hichakiyo me kuch to phark daala hota\r\nab kese pata karu ki ki kaun si wali yaad kar rahi hai"},{"id":5,"jokes":"Wife to husband- suno jee mere pet me bahut gas ban rahi hai....\r\nHusband- to ajwainkha le\r\nWife- khaya phir bhi aaram nahi hai\r\nHusband- Phir Medicine le le\r\nWife - Medicine liya phir bhi aaram nahi hai\r\nHusband- Doctor se dikha le\r\nWife- Dikha liya par tik nahi ho rahi\r\nHusbnad- ettni gas ho rahi hai to jake 1 Gas Cylinder hi bhar de...."},{"id":6,"jokes":"1 baar 1 airplane me 5 vyakti saphar kar rahe the,\r\nDhoni, Mukesh Ambani, Rahul Gaandhi,\r\nNarendr modi aur 1 chhoti si bachchi.\r\nachaanak jahaaj me kuchh kharaabi aa gai.\r\nvahaan par 4 parachute the.\r\n\r\nDhoni bola: main vishv ka mahaan\r\nBallebaaj hoon, mera jinda rahana jaroori hai,\r\nphir ek parachute lekar kood gaya.\r\n\r\nAmbaani bola: main vishv ke dhani logo me se\r\nhoon, mera jinda rahana jaroori hai, phir ek\r\nparachute lekar kood gaya.\r\n\r\nRahul Gandhi bola : main is desh ka sabase Lokapriy neta hoon,\r\nmera jinda rahana jaroori hai. phir ekparachute\r\nlekar kood gaya.\r\n\r\nNarend Modi bachchi se bole: beti aap desh kee bhavisy ho, jao aap antim parachute lekar kood jao.\r\n\r\nBachchi boli : lekin yaha par to 2 parachute hai,\r\nRaahul Gandhi mera school bag lekar kood gaya!"},{"id":10,"jokes":"interviewer : risk taking capicity kitani hai aapaki \u2026\r\ncandidate: sir bhagavaan se next janm m same biwi maagi h..\r\ninterviewer: you are selected"},{"id":9,"jokes":" gf- Friend aaj mai aap ko new Lazzeez recipe banana sikha raha hu...\r\n1 plate angoor lijiye ese Aaina me dekh kar khaye - recipe ka naam hai- Langoor ke muh mein angoor."},{"id":12,"jokes":"Teachr-Ladki or Ladke me kya farq hai?\r\nPappu-Ladki 1 sal me 1 hi bache ki maa ban sakti hai\r\nBut Ladka 1 saal me 365 bacho ka Baap ban sakta hai"},{"id":14,"jokes":"Kaam aisa karo ki log kahein,\r\n\"tu rehne de me khud kar lunga\"."},{"id":15,"jokes":"Girlfriend to sab banate hai...\r\nkya koi ladki meri bahan ki bhabhi banegi?"},{"id":43,"jokes":"Doctor: kya khaaya tha?\r\nLadki: I ate Burger, French Fries, Coke and a Pizza\r\nDoctor: jara itarao kam...\r\nye hospital hai, Facebook ya Whatsapp nahi..\r\njaanch mein sab saamane aa jaega, ab sahee bataau...\r\nLadki: chaay ke saath baasi roti tel chupad ke"},{"id":16,"jokes":"Santa ke lips jale hue the\r\nBanta: Kaise jale\r\nSanta: Wife ko railway station drop karne gaya tha.\r\nBanta: To?\r\nSanta: Khushi ke mare, Train ke engine ko choom liya !!!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"},{"id":18,"jokes":"Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye Santa: Chal Suicide kar le Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ?? Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega? "},{"id":21,"jokes":"Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya\r\nPar samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya\r\nBaahar aakar bola: O banta, abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi hai\r\n\r\n\r\n"},{"id":23,"jokes":"sanjuo ne kal apanee chhoti si maasoom bhatiji se puchha batao billi poonchh kyon hilaati hai ?\r\nbhatiji : kyoonki poonchh usaki hai vo jo marji kare ????"},{"id":24,"jokes":"bantoo : vetar, aisee chaay pilao jise peekar man jhoom uthe aur badan naachane lage\r\nvetar: sar hamaare yahaan bhains ka doodh aata hai, naagin ka nahin ???"},{"id":31,"jokes":"Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.\r\n\r\nThe teacher says, \"Why are you arguing?\"\r\n\r\nOne boy answers, \"We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.\"\r\n\r\n\"You should be ashamed of yourselves,\" said the teacher, \"When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was.\"\r\n\r\nThe boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. "},{"id":44,"jokes":"Sunny Leone to Sonam Kapoor:\r\nHave you heard that song Suno na sangemarmar??\r\nSonam: Yeah too good song.\r\nSunny: Next two lines are for you Kuchh bhi nahi he, Aage tumhare"},{"id":45,"jokes":"Wife- Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain.\r\nMisba Ul Haq- Goodnight ya All Out?\r\nWife- Goodnight laga do. All out to aap roz hi hote ho"},{"id":46,"jokes":"She: Pyaar Jhukta Nahin !\r\n\r\nMe: Hmmm, sirf position leta hai\r\n\r\n*Reported 69 times & blocked forever*"}]