[{"id":1,"jokes":"Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.\r\nBanta: Oye Bahar Kyu Baitha Hai?\r\nSanta: Yaar Aaj Marriage Anniversary Thi To Mene Wife Ko Gift Mein Chain Di Aur Usne Mujhe Ghar Se Bahar Nikal Diya.\r\nBanta: Kyu? Chain Chandi Ki Laya Tha Kya?\r\nSanta: Nahi, Cycle Ki."},{"id":2,"jokes":"Santa And Banta Jungle Mein Ghumne Gaye, Saamne Se Ek Sher Aa Gaya.\r\nBanta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki, Aur Santa Ko Chilla Kar Bola: Oye Baag Jaldi Se.\r\nSanta: Main Kyun Bhaagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai."},{"id":3,"jokes":"Bant Bhagwan Ki Tapasyaa Karna Shuru Kari. Kafi Time Ke Baad Bhagwan Ji Uski Tapasya Se Khush Hokar Prakat Hue Aur Bole.\r\nBhagwan: Var Maango Vats.\r\nAadmi Sharmate Hue Bola: Prabhu, Aap Jaisa Soch Rahe Ho Main Vesa Nahi Hu, Mujhe To Vadhu Chahiye."},{"id":4,"jokes":"Teacher To Student: Beta, Answer Sheet Par Sabse Pehale Kya Likhna Chahiye?\r\nStudent: Iss Sheet Par Likhe Gaye Answer Kalpanik Hai, Jinka Kisi Bhi Book Se Koi Sambhandh Nahi Hai."},{"id":5,"jokes":"Pappu Ek Bar Apni Girlfriend Ko Milne Gaya To Uski Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sungh Kar Kaha.\r\nGirlfriend: Aapne Muli Ke Paranthe Khaye Hai?\r\nPappu: Nahi Nahi, Main To Sandwich Kha Ke Aya Hun.\r\nGirlfriend: Dont Try To Lie, I Know Lips Can Lie But Hips Dont Lie."},{"id":6,"jokes":"Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareeda Aur Khane Laga. Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Amarood Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.\r\nSanta Gusse Se: Abe Oye, Tere Amrood Mein Se Toh Kida Nikla Hai.\r\nAmrood Wale Ne Kuch Socha Aur Phir Bola: Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye.\r\nSanta Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: Achcha, Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De."},{"id":7,"jokes":"Circus Ka Malik Santa Ko Dante Hue Bola.\r\nMalik: Be Parwai Ki Bhi Koi Hadd Hoti Hai Tune Raat Ko Sher Ko Khula Chod Diya Thha?\r\nSanta Hairan Hote Hue: Iss Se Kya Farq Padta Hai Sher Ko Koun Chori Karega."}]